Funny Poems- Me and Friends! hahahaha!

There once was a wrinkled paper
who changed his name to Vaper
he just wanted to be
so full of glee
but of course
there wasn't a force
that could make that happen.


There once was a 12 year old boy
who thought he was such a joy
but he was not
all that he thought
said 2 girls who just could not bear it!



There once was a boy named patrick
whom everyone knew was a bad pick
so his mother and father
just did not bother
to take care of poor ol' patrick!


Once upon a time
there was a dime
she lived in the city
oh, what a pity
to get stepped on all day long
until she met a quarter
who would go across the boarder
just to see her
but it would not last
because of her past
of footsteps and footsteps upon her!